maggiekarp's game Reviews on Newgrounds

[Dark Prophecy Alpha 2]

Spiffy

I was born cursed, cursed by society and mankind, cursed away from my parents, from my home, from the basement where I had all my games and posters and my kick ass comp with DSL. Damn curse...

I deemed the career of an assassin for hire very gratifying. Seriously. You have no idea the amount of poon being a ninja gets ya...

...Until that night, when the greater curse struck me... chlamydia...

Er, yes. Great demo, methinks.

[BEEBO SFA]

That was great

needs sound though. funnier sound effects

[The Suicide Bomber Game]

soooo....

it's okay. from what you posted it sounds kinda like the final version will be like a harder version of lemmings, except instead of obstacles (walls, ect.) you terminate people.
for anybody who doesn't like this game because of blah blah blah, when you play it try to blow up yourself WITHOUT harming bystanders, that way, you're just killing a terrorist (the character you play, NOT YOU! YOU ARE NOT THE CHARACTER! DON'T TRY TO BE! THE CHARACTER IS STUPID! THE CREATOR SAID THE CHARACTER IS STUPID! ARE YOU STUPID?! NO?! THEN DON'T DO WHAT THE CHARACTER DOES! YOU IDIOT! ARE YOU HIGH?! IF YOU ARE THEN YOU MUST BE SMOKING THE WRONG STUFF IF YOU WANT TO BE THE CHARACTER! YOU F***IN A**HOLES!!!)
-message to the players)
i like kitties because they're nice

[Zero Race]

but, its good!

are you just kidding about the "piece of shit" stuff, because this game rocks! just because it's still not at the top doesn't mean it's bad. Any idiot who gives this a bad rating is either blind or retarded. This game kicks ass!

[Harry Potthead]

It's really good, but...

the harry potter books aren't that bad, like in the 4th one when the guy gets blood from harry and then cuts off his own hand with the same knife, before that he killed a kid, i liked that chapter, gorey!

[The insult generator 2]

Awesome! except...

... you had "sucking" twice! awesome, "You crusty, horse-f***ing, maniac!"

[KBS (kill b. spears)]

Wow, that was crappy...

It didn't suck, and it was pretty good to have just been made in 2 minutes and 32 seconds. Pretty fun, for a while

[Castlevania Priest Battle]

Cool!

I just read a crappy review for this by White_Sun, that wasn't very Christian, if someone is gonna get a stick up there ass about anything even remotely blasfimous, they should just stay away from the movie, I don't like shit or dead babies so I stay away from SCAT and the dead baby sections, and I couldn't be happier. right click and forward if you can't beat Jesus, that son of God is hard! Where'd he get those bombs? i'm Christian too, and I loved this game. :)

[Celebémon Tournament #1]

I must be a retard...

I CAN NEVER GET PAST THAT STUPID BUSH THING!! GEORGE W. BUSH DOES NOT SMOKE MARIJUANA, HE DRINKS BEER AND STUBLES AROUND!!! WHY CAN'T WE START OFF WITH A BETTER CELEBeMON?!?!?!

P.S. Very good use of the pac-man theme...

[Kill Blossom (ppg)]

That song...

You know, when I got the gernade, I didn't know what to do with it, then I just listened, listened to the wonderful music I have heard so long before, and then when I was in need, that song, a meer song, which has captivated the souls of many, and spared few, that song which should be the Jeopardy theme, that song, why, that song offered me great guidance through the darkness of where to put it... in her mouth...
I think she should have flipped me off rather than the dramatic tear.