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[Zelda: Episode I]

DID THAT GUY JUST GIVE LINK A DIL' DO?!?!

Not as good as your other work, then again, was it not a super-model-couldbe that said, "There's nothing like the feel of cold, hard steel" when she was talking about her tounge ring? Wait, I start writing now? F**k...

I don't care what my puppy says, Kirby may suck his enemies, but that doesn't make him a slut. Huh?

[the gathering storm]

YAY!!!

I just realized the song "the happy blob" sang was FF3(America) music, it was in a bar, or on the airship, or some such crap.

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[Squirtle doing Poo-Chi]

okay,

Even though it was short, it was pretty funny, but maybe you should have poo-chi humping squirtle, just a thought. maybe make a longer version.

[Chrono's Trigger]

I LOVE CHRONO TRIGGER!!!

Very nice! coulda used more work...you know, put Lucca, Frog, Ayla, Toma, Tata, Ozzie, or even that hermaphrodite, Flea.
(For people who don't play Chrono Trigger, Akira Toriyama[creator of DBZ] did the character design, therefore, dumb names, cross-dressers, blonde bimbo hottie[AKA BULMA], and a whole lot of long swords! "Taste my blade!" "Male, female, who cares? Beauty is power and I'VE got the POWER!"

[Gweedo vs Power Puff Girl]

hatewar666 should get a life...

after all, it spends all its time giving reviews. anyway, you should have a little more story, like, why does Gweedo have to replace Buttercup, where is Buttercup, and who the hell is Gweedo. other than that, it was okay.

[Soft Outer Crust Ep#14]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

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[Battling Seizure Robotz!!]

Hey! I know those!

And...ohh...I'm sorry but I must now be gone, for, in a surprising turn of events, Lord Voldemort teamed up with Skelator, Team Rocket, Mojo Jojo, and Lavos, destroying all pokemon, though Pokemon is annoying, it's something you can respect in a Britney Spears sort of way, e.g. how the hell can she sing and dance while having a shirt kill you and still keep your dignity? Anyway, if I don't stop them, eventually DBZ and newgrounds.com will perish. NOW WHO HAS A SEIZURE!!!

[The PowderPuff Boys!]

That's the gayest piece of crap I've ever seen!

And it's fucking hilarious!!! Definetly make more episodes! Explain E-GAY! And... ohh, well, I should be going, my spider sense is tingling, I must be off...

*MONOPOLY, the distinctive design of the game board, the four corner squares, as well as each of the distinctive elements of the board and the playing pieces are trademarks of Hasbro, Inc. for its real estate trading game and game equipment*